A toilet paper commercial bragging that their product doesn't leave pieces left behind. So do I, after the commercial break that follows. They both end that segment by sobbing uncontrollably.
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Jay's shin guards won't zip and Mila is worried about the lack of color in her collection.
Everyone heads to the workroom, and Mila and Jay are informed that they 1)have to share a table and 2) have to present their three representative pieces on the runway in three hours.
Tim arrives and bestows two-cheek fashion kisses. Everyone discusses the Westin hotel Heavenly Bed (TM). Seth Aaron arrives wearing a fedora and plucked brows. However, they have their Lifetime moment, forge a bond and stop hating on each other. Jay says his dad has no idea what Fashion Week is.įast forward again: it's Fashion Week! Mila and Jay enter the hotel room and awkwardness abounds. Jay's mother is tickled to meet Tim ("I only see you on TV") and his dad looks thoroughly confused during the whole thing. I want to be one.ĭinner with Jay's family is next. Jay then says something adorable about a cuckoo Chanel girl. Tim warns Jay to edit it because it runs the risk of looking like a student collection. There are lots of appendages sticking out of his garments.
Jay has been inspired by Japanese samurai and geisha. The last Tim visit is with Jay in San Francisco. There are no pictures of the female reproductive system. " A lovely dinner with her parents and supportive boyfriend follows. She discusses Jay with us, the audience, and says, "I don't want to lose to that little. Mila is shocked but takes it pretty well. Tim tells her it looks conservative and matronly. Her collection is mostly black and white. I notice the spots are not exactly even though. Her entire home is filled with black and white patterned accessories and wall art. Tim is quite irate by the end of the conversation and tells Emilio that the collection lacks sophistication and looks old. Emilio tells the cameras that Tim never wore women's clothes so he has no idea what women want to wear. His unfinished collection is a hodge-podge of jewel tones and something hideous that he calls "spray-painted brocade." Tim hates everything and tells Emilio not to waste his time. Emilio was influenced by the graffiti and the birth of hip hop. Tim meets Emilio's brothers and we are given a (quite cool) little history lesson about what the South Bronx was like in the '70s and '80s. He then jumps on the trampoline and shows us that he has absolutely no coordination. Seth Aaron swears some more then decides he can re-conceptualize.Īfter telling SA to start over, Tim plays Pictionary with the kids and guesses "fallopian tubes" for one of the drawings (it was a stethoscope). Tim is stunned by the sheer number of pieces and he claims that people will be on their feet after the collection is shown, but. (Surely you've figured out my bias for non-pretty things by now).
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Seth Aaron has a rack full of tough-looking jackets and coats that are black or leather or both. No black nail polish or faux-hawks to be found. First stop: Vancouver, WA to visit Seth Aaron and his rather ordinary-looking wife and children. Fuck yeah, Seth Aaron.įast forward three months, and we see Tim on his rounds. Seth Aaron says something that gets so bleeped out that I can't even understand what it is. It would be nice to see a bird poop on him. Emilio is "going to Bryant Park, bitches" with yet another show-stopper. Mila claims her "point of view is better" than Jay's. The show starts off with quite a bit of braggadocio. Four months of work and you're told to beat it.ĭespite the unfairness of it all, it is my favorite episode of the season: lots of Tim Gunn giving his best critiques, spouting impressive vocabulary and sitting at uncomfortable dinners with relatives and mothers-in-law. Which is really sort of a slap in the face. Mila and Jay must show three pieces, and then the judges will decide who proceeds to Fashion Week. You may recall that Emilio and Seth Aaron are definitely showing collections. This is the week when the "Project Runway" designers are given $9000 and four months to design their collections to show at New York Fashion Week.
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